Some funny Quotes and e-cards

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It’s all fun and games,
until someone calls the cops.
Then it’s a new game!
Hide and seek.


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 My life is all math!
I am trying to add to my income,
subtract from my weight,
divide my time
and avoid multiplying.
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Be that kind of woman that,
when your feet hit the floor
each morning
the devil says
“oh crap she’s up”