Funny Quotes & e-cards collection

If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind I’d be SO skinny!
http://lol-4fun.blogspot.com/ Funny e-cards & Quotes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.
lol-4fun funny e-cards
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
funny quotes
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
funny e-cards
I hate long distance relationships. That’s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom!
http://lol-4fun.blogspot.com/ Funny e-cards & Quotes
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
http://lol-4fun.blogspot.com/ Funny Quotes & e-cards
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday!!
funny cards and quotes